Finally! Representation for Plus-Size Wome- Oh It’s a Weight Loss Ad

How refreshing! A thick woman was seen on TV dancing and loving herself. Usually self-love is reserved for thin women, but this woman is dancing the night away in her living room. And now she’s checking her heart rate. And now she’s dancing even harder. It’s like she’s not even having fun…? Oh she’s not dancing, she’s doing pilates. This is a weight loss ad.

But in other news, this other commercial stars a fat lady eating ice cream. Yes! All people deserve to enjoy things, it’s necessary for survival. Hm… that ice cream sounds crunchy. Oh whoops, she’s eating ice cream that’s made out of celery. Negative 90 calories per pint. It’s a weight loss ad.

Buuuuut, a different commercial shows a strong woman who actually reflects the average size of the average american posing for the camera, feeling herself. Okay, we see you, “Before!” Huh... that’s an interesting name I’ve never heard before… oh right it’s a weight loss ad. And now we see the “After” image.

Buuuut this woman on TV just gave birth! A human came out of her vagina. Wow! Finally she can drink caffeine again. And… juice. And… more juice? Oh she’s on a juice cleanse. Oh right this is a weight loss ad. At least she picked out a really cute onesie for her baby… oh those are spanx that are impossible to fit into. And her baby is wearing a fit bit. Zero steps. Pathetic. But hey - gotta start ‘em young!

Now this lady with gorgeous cellulite and rolls (ya know, because she’s a human who has lived a life) is chilling on the beach in a two-piece. She’s so brave to enjoy the beach just like every other person! Oh wait she’s not at the beach, she’s at home. And she’s not enjoying herself, she’s measuring her waist. It’s a weight loss ad.

Aw! This next commercial features a thin woman eating an entire Papa John’s Meat Lover’s pizza! She’s literally so quirky for eating a whole pizza all by herself! We love to see it! #relatable

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(note: this is fake)

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