Hi, I’m Molly Burke. I’m a copywriter.

I write ads for Arnold, I write comedy for anyone who wants it, and sometimes I write tweets that go viral!!!

email: mollyburky@gmail.com
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Company Encourages Mental Breakdowns in the Bathroom

Company Encourages Mental Breakdowns in the Bathroom

The Martin Agency is prioritizing mental health with what they’re calling “mental breakdowns,” a series posted on the insides of bathroom stalls, conveniently where most mental breakdowns occur at work.

Molly never puts anything entertaining in the inside of my litter box. I have to sit there with my inner thoughts. Messed up, mane.

The first volume reveals the actual feelings behind bland work emails. Some of this is TMI, but maybe that’s just me. I don’t like bathroom humor.

 
 
 
Corporate Pigs! Safelite Refuses to Repair the Glass Ceiling

Corporate Pigs! Safelite Refuses to Repair the Glass Ceiling

New Gym Taps Into People’s “Cute Aggression,” Scares Neighborhood Cats

New Gym Taps Into People’s “Cute Aggression,” Scares Neighborhood Cats