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7 Clothing Reviews From People Who Really Want You to Know How Skinny They Are

7 Clothing Reviews From People Who Really Want You to Know How Skinny They Are

OOPS! TEE $10

review by: Emma P.
”Love the design but just didn’t fit. For reference, I’m 5’7” and 110 pounds. I’m swimming in the XS, it’s basically a dress. Had to send it back :( Might work better on a larger frame??"

TIE FRONT VEST $53

review by: @pizzagal325
”I’m normally a XXXXXXXXS but I sized up to a XXS for an oversized feel, it’s really cute and so comfy, pls make in more colors!!”

COLOR BLOCK WORKOUT SET $46

review by: anonymous
”Size purchased: XS
super cute set. i got a lot of compliments in it, but I’m really hot so I always get compliments. just a watchout, it’s very thin and tight so it shows EVERYTHING. if you have any rolls (I don’t) then maybe stay away <3”

DAINTY BAGUETTE NECKLACE $22

review by: @gorgiogio
”such a cute necklace! For reference, I’m 115 lb and I run 13 miles every morning and my bra size is 40FF (but I somehow magically don’t have back problems). This necklace goes so well with my visible collarbone and gorgeous cheekbones, defs recommend!”

COZY RIB WRAP TOP $400

review by: Blake M
True to size. Very flattering! For reference, I’m 105 lb and really skinny and have no mental illnesses and my dinners consist of chopped spinach (with an egg if I want to treat myself that day) and my family has twelve homes and I have perfect eyesight and invisible pores and my poops are perfectly formed and I don’t ever get bloated and my period is always on time. And thank God it’s only $400 - what a steal!”

FLORAL MIDI DRESS $46

review by: Jessica R
”Love it! I’m insecure about my perfect proportions, but this is super flattering! Just a note: I have a huge ass and huge tits and a teeeeeny tiny waist like a cartoon character so it looks great on me. I am a literal cartoon so three-dimensional clothes don’t normally fit, but this did!”

HIGH WAISTED LIGHT WASH JEANS $90

review by: anonymous
I used the model for reference even though she’s a size 2 (so glad they’re using plus size models <3) and I’m a size 0000000. For reference, I’m just a tiny bit of air, like a wisp so these fall right off of me, so I had to return them, but cute otherwise!”

Finally a Company That Doesn’t Shy Away From Hot Topics

Finally a Company That Doesn’t Shy Away From Hot Topics