Hi, I’m Molly Burke. I’m a copywriter.

I write ads for Arnold, I write comedy for anyone who wants it, and sometimes I write tweets that go viral!!!

email: mollyburky@gmail.com
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My cats made this website. Forgive them - they don’t know what they’re doing. They’re just cats!

Hundreds of Pancakes Harmed

Hundreds of Pancakes Harmed

Who knows how many pancakes were harmed in the making of these commercials?

UPDATE: Molly Burke claims to have eaten “all 148 pancakes that were destroyed” but I find it hard to believe.

 
 
 
 



And they try to make up for it with “satisfying content”… (Okay yeah it is pretty satisfying to watch.)



They made some cute images and people tagged their friends in them, but I’m still mourning the pancakes.

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I stole Molly’s journal and saw the following food lyrics. I’ll just leave this here.

“You make me feel awful.
I’m just a waffle.

My heart’s a delicate biscuit
and I can’t believe you’d risk it.

I gave you my heart
and you squashed it.

Peas
don’t leave me.”

Can't Believe They Showed People "Slinging" on Television

Can't Believe They Showed People "Slinging" on Television

Sandwich Couldn't Deliver Its Lines

Sandwich Couldn't Deliver Its Lines