Molly Burke

Hi, I’m Molly Burke. I’m a copywriter.

I write ads for Arnold, I write comedy for anyone who wants it, and sometimes I write tweets that go viral!!!

email: mollyburky@gmail.com
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My cats made this website. Forgive them - they don’t know what they’re doing. They’re just cats!

Don’t Bring a Fire Starter Around These Guys Unless You Want to Start Something

Jan 13

Jan 13 Don’t Bring a Fire Starter Around These Guys Unless You Want to Start Something

Dr. Rick, Progressive, Ads

No Neighborhood Is Safe

Jan 13

Jan 13 No Neighborhood Is Safe

Ads, Progressive, Dr. Rick

7 Clothing Reviews From People Who Really Want You to Know How Skinny They Are

Oct 29

Oct 29 7 Clothing Reviews From People Who Really Want You to Know How Skinny They Are

Finally a Company That Doesn’t Shy Away From Hot Topics

Oct 3

Oct 3 Finally a Company That Doesn’t Shy Away From Hot Topics

Ads, Progressive, Superstore

Every Pro Football Player Wishes They Chose Insurance

Sep 24

Sep 24 Every Pro Football Player Wishes They Chose Insurance

Ads, Progressive, Superstore

Top 10 Big Spiders to Watch Out for in Summer 2024

Apr 4

Apr 4 Top 10 Big Spiders to Watch Out for in Summer 2024

We Will Never Know Peace

Apr 2

Apr 2 We Will Never Know Peace

Ads, Progressive, Superstore

A Million Teen Romcoms Have Led to This

Apr 2

Apr 2 A Million Teen Romcoms Have Led to This

Progressive, Ads, Superstore

Here’s an Attempt to List Every Person That’s Ever Existed

Oct 14

Oct 14 Here’s an Attempt to List Every Person That’s Ever Existed

Ads, Progressive, Superstore

There’s Nothing Fast or Casual About This

Sep 30

Sep 30 There’s Nothing Fast or Casual About This

Ads, Progressive, Dr. Rick

Janice’s Spending Habits Are Not Based on Mine, I Swear

Sep 30

Sep 30 Janice’s Spending Habits Are Not Based on Mine, I Swear

Ads, Progressive, Superstore

9 Documentaries to Pretend-Watch While Your Landlord Fixes the Garbage Disposal

May 25

May 25 9 Documentaries to Pretend-Watch While Your Landlord Fixes the Garbage Disposal

Golden Retriever Boyfriend? That’s Cute. I Have a +1 Cha Nilbog Boyfriend.

Apr 19

Apr 19 Golden Retriever Boyfriend? That’s Cute. I Have a +1 Cha Nilbog Boyfriend.

8 Community-Based Alternatives to Calling the Police When You’re Really High and Scared

Apr 19

Apr 19 8 Community-Based Alternatives to Calling the Police When You’re Really High and Scared

Mysterious Loud Noise Heard Throughout Boston Confirmed as My Dad Sneezing

Apr 3

Apr 3 Mysterious Loud Noise Heard Throughout Boston Confirmed as My Dad Sneezing

Mar 22
Mar 22 Driving Hazard: Long-Winded Story Bores Radio Listeners Everywhere

Ads, Progressive, Dr. Rick

11 Ways to Dress for the Male Gaze That Will Elude Your Boyfriend’s Gaze

Jan 5

Jan 5 11 Ways to Dress for the Male Gaze That Will Elude Your Boyfriend’s Gaze

Progressive Is Anti-friendship

Nov 11

Nov 11 Progressive Is Anti-friendship

Ads, Progressive

gEt cUsToMeR sErVicE aNyWhEre!!!

Oct 31

Oct 31 gEt cUsToMeR sErVicE aNyWhEre!!!

Ads, Progressive, Superstore

Oh Cool a Training Montage Commercial

Oct 10

Oct 10 Oh Cool a Training Montage Commercial

Ads, Progressive, Superstore