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Your Home Is Calling and Wow She Is NEEDY

These GEICO radio ads for home insurance are narrated by your home. She’s got some favors to ask you. So take a listen then get to work, I guess.



Here are some favors your home was too shy to ask for over the radio. We pass this list of demands along to you:

Heyyyy! A couple teensy-weensy favors:

I think a mosquito bit me on the wall right above the oven. Could you give it a good scratch?

When you make tacos next Tuesday, could you open a window?

Oh and could you throw a couple tacos down the garbage disposal? I’m hungry.

Then can you open all of the curtains in the morning? The kitchen has a vitamin D deficiency.

Also, could you put your shoes on the carpet instead of directly on the floor? I’m allergic to shoes.

On Sunday, could you not scream at the TV when football’s on? I want to mid-afternoon nap in peace.

Thx!
<3, ur homie

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