These GEICO radio ads for home insurance are narrated by your home. She’s got some favors to ask you. So take a listen then get to work, I guess.
Here are some favors your home was too shy to ask for over the radio. We pass this list of demands along to you:
Heyyyy! A couple teensy-weensy favors:
I think a mosquito bit me on the wall right above the oven. Could you give it a good scratch?
When you make tacos next Tuesday, could you open a window?
Oh and could you throw a couple tacos down the garbage disposal? I’m hungry.
Then can you open all of the curtains in the morning? The kitchen has a vitamin D deficiency.
Also, could you put your shoes on the carpet instead of directly on the floor? I’m allergic to shoes.
On Sunday, could you not scream at the TV when football’s on? I want to mid-afternoon nap in peace.
Thx!
<3, ur homie